WASHINGTON. — Local 32-year-old Seth Kepling informed friends Friday night that his iPhone 13, which is covered by an AppleCare plan, actually has better insurance…
LIVINGSTON, Tenn. — Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of the neighborhood dogs he was…
It’s not exactly a secret that the justice system in our country is far from perfect. The institutions in place that motivate private prisons and…
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Local swing revival band Big Zipper Flame Daddies weren’t quite sure if they were three or nine decades late with their…
Last night America witnessed the first and possibly only debate between two presidential hopefuls. One of them, former president Trump, came down pretty hard on…
LOS ANGELES — A mosquito that landed on the arm of NOFX frontman Fat Mike and sucked his blood says it immediately regrets the decision,…
PHILADELPHIA — Former President Trump deviated from his prepared talking points to pay tribute to Darth Vader and the countless jobs he created running his…
Hi, I’m not Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to a list of 30 stunts from the “Jackass” franchise that left us with a staggering amount of medical…
A few months back I got laid off from the steel mill after drunk driving an overhead crane, so money has been a little tight.…
You and your ex amicably broke up in the summer of 2005 and vowed to remain lifelong friends. Astoundingly enough, you both meant it and…
NEW YORK — Local man and frequent shirt-wearer Tim Abderman stands accused of being a total poser due to his failure to identify any of…
Breakups are tough. There are plenty of websites that give reasonable advice about how to get over your ex, but being reasonable is boring. Life…